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I've put a link to the last page of the "Just for laughs" topic. Feel free to carry on with it.
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Post subject: Cured by a Bartender
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:18 am
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A man always had a fear that someone was under his bed at night. He went to a shrink and told him “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.” “How much do you charge?” “Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “I'll sleep on it,” said the man. Six months later the doctor saw the man on street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked. “Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup!” “Is that so!” with a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” “He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Nobody under there now!!!”
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Post subject: Re: Just for laughs
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:20 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:57 am
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Oh my god.... I just stumbled onto this clip. Truly laughed out loud... Enjoy.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:59 am
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too funny...
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:39 am
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Too Funny... How can you not laugh... Smile it's good for the soul
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:09 am
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I've seen those Carol Burnett outtakes. Absolutely hilarious Korman and Conway were a friggin' hoot. I remember one episode where Tim was talking about Siamese Elephants. Even the cameraman cracked-up.
Too bad they don't make those kinda shows anymore.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:29 pm
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